Words for the Talkative

This is a little page of mine dedicated to quotes that I think are funny, witty, striking or worthwhile. Feel free to judge me. Say, "That's not funny." Or, "That's plain stupid. Why would I ever want to say that? I don't even want to read that." And then you keep reading anyway.

So indulge a little bit. Read.

NOW would be a great time to start!!!

September 20, 2006

Jubilee: You ate them all?!??!!
Phoebe: ...Yup.

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Mrs. Rodriguez: We need a Speaker for this team.
Thomas: Everybody point to Bowei!

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Steven: Bowei, how could you?!
Phoebe: I don't respect you anymore!
A moment or so later, Bowei has ended up triumphant.
Phoebe: We won? Yay! I love you again, Bowei!

September 19, 2006

Mrs. Peterson: There's only one person in this entire class that hasn't taken one AR test yet.
Class:*follows her gaze to the back of the room. Most eyes land on Richie.*
Richie: Why are you all staring at me? It's not me!!
Mrs. Peterson: It's not Richie. I'll give you a hint...He has pink hair.
Class:*glances gravitate towards only pink-headed boy, Georn K.*

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Roger: I think I'll either do my report on psychological torture or doors.
Mrs. Peterson: Wow. Psychological torture and doors. What a relationship.

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Ms. Crickmore: Your mass never changes. Not even if you went to space. But then, if you got into a terrible accident with your spaceship and your arm got cut off, then yes, your mass would change.

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Phoebe: It's favoritism, partisanism and biassissism!!

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Jubilee (paraphrased): I voted for Vivica when I wanted to vote for Cheryl!
Kylie: I think I did that too.
Jubilee: !!!!!!!!
Phoebe: What's wrong with Vivica?
Jubilee: Oh. Nothing, except she's not Cheryl.

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